JarvisChrist

Stolen!

Sat, 16 Apr 2005 14:27:14 GMT

Your dating personality profile:

Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Wealthy/Ambitious - You know what your goals are and you pursue them vigourously. Achieving success is important to you.
Big-Hearted - You are a kind and caring person. Your warmth is inviting, and your heart is a wellspring of love.

Your date match profile:

Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Shy - You are put off by people who are open books. You are drawn to someone who is a bit more mysterious. You want to draw her out of her shell and get to know what she is all about.
Funny - You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date. If her jokes make you laugh, she has won your heart.

Your Top Ten Traits

1. Liberal
2. Wealthy/Ambitious
3. Big-Hearted
4. Practical
5. Adventurous
6. Shy
7. Traditional
8. Intellectual
9. Stylish
10. Funny

Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Practical
2. Shy
3. Funny
4. Adventurous
5. Intellectual
6. Athletic
7. Traditional
8. Big-Hearted
9. Conservative
10. Wealthy/Ambitious

Take the Online Dating Personality Quiz at Dating Diversions

Well I'm not in anyway political (not even registered) so that is completely wrong.
I'm too lazy currently to agree with the wealth/ambitious.
and the big-hearted should bring some good laughs for some friends.

I agree with what it says i'm attracted to though.

BOO

Sat, 19 Mar 2005 10:14:30 GMT

BOO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

suckers.

Boo and/or ya!

Thu, 15 Jan 2004 02:53:15 GMT

April 23rd.
Graduation.
End of april / start of may... I RETURN TO CA FOR GOOD!

In celebration of this fact, I return my Icon back to pimp status.

OMG

Thu, 16 Oct 2003 07:45:46 GMT

Prove you are worthy of your Fanboi of Middle Earth title by stopping by one of these participating theaters on Tuesday, December 16 to watch the Special Extended Edition of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Thrill to the extended remix of Fellowship of the Ring. Wallow in the special huge edition of The Two Towers. Then sway to the first screenings of The Return of the King! You, too, can gorge upon 10 hours of Aragorn and Fenderblast or whatever the rest of their names are. There are also screenings of the extended versions individually, but you have to turn in your hardcore Tolkein badge at the box office.

CA, Sacramento Century Theatres Complex 14 Cinema
CA, San Francisco Sony Metreon 15 Cinemas

Hah.

Thu, 02 Oct 2003 04:34:50 GMT

http://www.reallifecomics.com/

This is for everyone still in cali

Thu, 25 Sep 2003 20:53:48 GMT

Do any of you know someone from this number
707 - 895 - 35##

They called me twice in a row earlier when i wasn't around to pick up but left no message, and I have no idea who it is. I think that's the area code for like Napa and etc

Why not

Mon, 15 Sep 2003 13:10:48 GMT

- Current Clothes: Shirt and Shorts
- Current Mood: bored
- Current Music: Unified Theory and Carol King... hrm
- Current Taste: uh.. egg rolls and green tea with honey
- Current Hair: Long and messy
- Current thing I ought to be doing: The list is too long.
- Current Desktop Picture: big grid like thing with a abstact cube thingy and pixel like people.. It's weird
- Current Favorite Artist: Jim Mahfood (40ozcomics)
- Current Favorite Group: Unified Theory / Blind Melon
- Current Book: A Dave Barry book and 2nd book in Wheel of Time series
- Current CD in CD Player: None
- Current tape in VCR: none
- Current Color Of Toenails: transparent? (I get the feeling this was made by a female)
- Current Refreshment: Green Tea with honey
- Current Worry: Length of this survey

LAST PERSON...
- You Touched: wtf? Is this supposed to be emotionally touched? or just creepy walking around touching people
- You Talked to: roommate
- You Hugged: Everyone I know back in CA before I left
- You Instant messaged: Person in sweden
- You Yelled At: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
- You Kissed: My mom before I left CA? (awwwwwwwww)

FAVORITE
- Foods: Most anything that is cooked well... Can never go wrong with Buffalo wings though
- Drink: Green Tea/Cherry coke
- Color: Dark Blue/Dark Orange/Dark Green
- Album: Hah, right... No clue
- Shoes: I only have 1 pair of shoes and 1 pair of sandles, and I wear the sandles
- Candy: Reese Peanut Butter Cups
- Animal: Dogs
- TV Show: no clear favorite... anything history channel/adult swim/Junkyard wars or like Junkyard wars
- Movie: Dunno
- Song: jesus, I dunno
- Vegetable: haha... no.
- Fruit: mmm fruit
- Cartoon: Harvey Birdman / Family Guy

WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
- Kill: whoever made this survey so long
- Slap: most people
- Get Really Wasted With: someone who wants to pay?
- get really high with: er
- Tickle: uh
- Look Like: um
- Talk To Offline: anyone?
- Talk To Online: whoever?

HAVE YOU EVER...
- Been kissed? yes
- How many times: uh? 14.2 NO NO 542!! NO WAIT 3!!!....
- Done Drugs? yes
- Eaten an entire box of Oreos? like the bags in a nomal store? yes.. the boxes you get from say Sam's Club? no..
- Been on stage? : yessah
- Dumped Someone? no
- Gotten in a car accident? very minor
- Been in love? no

IN THE LAST 24 HOURS, HAVE YOU...
- Cried? no
- Helped someone? possibly?
- Bought something? no
- Gotten sick? I'm sick of these questions does that count?
- Gone to the movies? no
- Gone out for dinner? no
- Said "I love you"? no
- Written a real letter? no
- Talked to an ex? no
- Talked to someone you have a crush on? no
- Had a serious talk? no
- Missed someone? yes
- Hugged someone? no
- Fought with your parents? no
- Fought with a friend? no

DO YOU...
- Wear eye shadow? uh no
- Put on a "front"? YOU FRONTIN ME?!
- Kiss on the first date? ok I'm gonna start deleting some of these questions *DELETED* !
- Have a crush on someone? no
- Eat with your mouth open? no. *DELETED* !
- If you got a tattoo, where would you get it, and what would it be? wrist to above elbow, flames, but no color.
- What color is your floor/carpet in your room? green/blue/ugly
- What was the last CD you bought? zzzzzzz huh? um unified theory
- How did you spend last summer? with your mom
- When's the last time you showered? yesterday... with your mom
- Are you lonely? no, I have your mom
- Are you happy? you do realize this section is headed up with "DO YOU...." so this is asking... "DO YOU Are you happy?"... but of course I am, cause I have your mom.
- Are you wearing pajamas? I'm wearing your mom's PJs
- Are you talking to someone online? no
- What is your astrological sign? is that the same thing is me being sagittarius?
- What are you listening to/watching right now? Carol King

That's it I'm done. Holy jesus that went on for too long.

Behold the power of cheese

Mon, 15 Sep 2003 11:34:18 GMT

So I've been so bored since coming back from CA it's insane. So insane that i'm posting here... it says that I last updated... ooo 24 weeks ago. That's good. I'm still on my 24week update schedule. So yeah, I don't actually have anything to say, I'm just bored to the point of retardation. Maybe I'll do one of those little quiz things or those survey thingamajigs, or maybe this will be that last post for another 24 weeks. The only thing I know for sure is this cubed cheese is delicious.

My plan has been completed!!

Tue, 25 Mar 2003 20:11:39 GMT

Well, I said it in jest when i first moved here but since I moved here a little over a year ago, BOTH neighbors on either side of me have left. When the first left, the new neighbor ended up being an awesome guy that I drink with a bit. So, that means the people that just moved out on other side, the new people that move in will be just as awesome... it's a law... the law of david... Then after that happens I'll win the lotto..... This is gonna be sweet.

Mon, 17 Mar 2003 07:46:04 GMT

http://www.soyouwanna.com/site/syws/indierock/indierock.html

The combo we've all been waiting for

Thu, 13 Feb 2003 18:12:46 GMT

Who has heard the new johnny cash song... where he cover's NiN - Hurt

Johnny Cash is the fucking man... fucking old man now, yet still the man none the less.

the last guy, in orage. Fantasmasacious.

Fri, 17 Jan 2003 17:37:46 GMT

http://www.kollaboration.org/kolla2001.wmv

The children of the world would be hard pressed to find a better hero then this freaking kid. He's made of liquid I say!

Tue, 19 Nov 2002 01:21:31 GMT

omfg

New System of a down cd called "Steal this cd" it's fucking good... corey, you have to get this from me it's retarded it's so good.

Tue, 19 Nov 2002 01:21:30 GMT

omfg

New System of a down cd called "Steal this cd" it's fucking good... corey, you have to get this from me it's retarded it's so good.

Sun, 17 Nov 2002 22:30:33 GMT

http://www.jarvischrist.org/images/comic/dunno.jpg
http://www.jarvischrist.org/images/comic/hoffapt2.jpg
http://www.jarvischrist.org/images/comic/skijump.jpg
http://www.jarvischrist.org/images/comic/mygod.jpg
http://www.jarvischrist.org/images/comic/blahblah.jpg

I don't even know.

Sun, 17 Nov 2002 18:39:21 GMT

http://www.jarvischrist.org/images/comic/dunno.jpg

Horrible....horribly funny!

Sat, 16 Nov 2002 15:38:56 GMT

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20021114

Thu, 07 Nov 2002 20:49:43 GMT

The teenage mutant ninja turtles were not teenagers....

I have been nothing but lied to by all my childhood heroes.

Stuff

Fri, 01 Nov 2002 01:01:56 GMT

Riley I have those things up on my ftp now. Hopefully you still have the info for it, if not msg me on aim and i'll send it.

bwhahahaha

Tue, 29 Oct 2002 20:28:10 GMT

bwahahahaha god i love beating people with a golf club and riding my moped

Sun, 27 Oct 2002 02:17:28 GMT

The monkees were the best fake band... ever.

Sun, 27 Oct 2002 02:12:16 GMT

how come ever since i've started majoring in an art degree or whatever i've become less and less enthuised with what i'm doing. What was once a fun hobby is now an annoying homework assignment.

feh.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh

Fri, 25 Oct 2002 15:34:42 GMT

ggggoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

am i bored.

Wed, 02 Oct 2002 01:19:30 GMT

Interesting read... if you know... you're into reading and stuff.

MIA

Fri, 27 Sep 2002 00:20:44 GMT

so yeah, I said I was back last time. I was lying. I've been hanging out with neighbor and went to a cool poker night thing with him other day. (read as "I've been too drunk at parties with neighbor to figure out how to turn on computer") So yeah so far all my friends here in AZ are alot older then me. The youngest of them is 27.... but they all work at bars for the most part.

A handful of the people don't even know how old I am, and when they find out they're always surprised... what does this mean? It means I'm tall and can talk easily with older people or it means they're so immature it's like they're 20... *shrug* whatever.

I don't know where I was going with any of this, I just got my computer back up and working again (power supply died) Uh... I'm gonna go now.